Few weeks ago, my teacher confiscated a spider, which had notoriously terrorised the class girls. She then left it in the care of my class prefect, Wah Kan Spider. Then one day, Wah Kan Spider announced to the class that the spider had escaped. When we pursued the matter, he then revealed that the spider had actually been missing for a few hours and tried to shrug off the responsiblity blaing the box in which the spider was kept in was physically flawed. Instead of showing any form or remorse, all he said was "So what? lost means lost lor. What to do? Sorry lor"
This caused a massive hunt for the spider for fear it might bite some of the students. The school's NPCC and NCC, both recently recognised by National Schools as World Class were put into action. After a long spider-hunt, this Wah Kan Spider still can call to attention the whole class and said that he had a revelation. "Either the Spider was still in the class, hiding in some holes within the walls or tables, or that it had gone out of the class." The whole class "ROARED with cheers" or so says the class-newsletter, Spider Times (ST), which Wah Kan Spider is the sole Editor. If you'd ask me, FEI HUA!
After a long few weeks, our neighbouring class's prefect leaked news that he had caught a spider. Wah Kan Spider had allegedly made several contacts with the neighbouring class prefect and only a week later that he revealed that the missing Spider has reportedly been caught in the next class.
In his latest newsletter, Wah Kan Spider said that "Spiders being spiders are abit hard to tell apart. So they required more than a week to verify the identity of the spider in question." The newsletter also reported that the catching of the spider is also credited to the "brilliant investigative work by Wah Kan Spider". Through his investigation findings, Wah Kan Spider added that "the spider had used his long agile legs as a floating device to swim along the drains linking between the 2 classes".
Wah Kan Spider now wants to reclaim the spider and the form teacher, who's favourite pet in class is incidentally Wah Kan Spider, is agreeing and singing the praises of Wah Kan Spider, who is also the Vice Head Prefect of the school.
KNS, this type of class prefect. If not because of your incompetence, would the spider had escaped?
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Wah Kan Spider's Yearbook Photo
Disclaimer: The characters in the above story are purely fictional. Any similarities between them and real individuals are purely coincidental.
Source: http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/showthread.php?t=2362062&page=5
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This has to be one of the most brilliant posts in a long time.
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